Jim Morrison's Mr. Mojo Didn't Rise

Florida Governor Charlie Crist has posthumously pardoned Jim Morrison of his conviction for indecent exposure during a concert in Miami on March 1, 1969.  The conviction was in question from the beginning, as there was never any definitive proof that the legendary singer of The Doors let loose his equally legendary Lizard King during this performance.  As fellow bandmate Ray Manzarek says, “There were 100 photos offered in evidence at the trial, photos of everything... Not one photo of Jim’s magnificent member,” but this was Florida and he was a hippy, so he was automatically guilty.  Needless to say, the tragedy wasn't that he was railroaded, the tragedy was that the world never got a chance to actually see Mr. Mojo risin'.  Below are shots of the almost forty-two year old incident in which Morrison teases but never pleases his audience, followed by one fan's smokin' hot masturbatory homage to the master's indecent mirage.



It's good to know that, all these years later, Florida's flashers are keeping Jim's spirit alive -- and their penises exposed.  On the day of Morrison's pardon, Tyler John Heinzman, 21, celebrated by being arrested in Naples, Florida, at Club Ultra. He was charged with indecent exposure after detectives saw him unzip his pants and expose his penis to bar patrons.  Although we at Hollywood Handjobs don't endorse breaking the law in this (or any other) fashion, we have to say that if we were going to be flashed at a nightclub, we could do a lot worse than Mr. Heinzman.  However, we do endorse taking pride in your penis, and, even if TJ's judgment is questionable, his mugshot shows his attitude is topnotch.  Good for you, Tyler!

And the best part?  According to Club Ultra's Myspace page, it's "The Place to be and be seen in Southwest Florida".  Now that's truth in advertising!