Friday, December 3, 2010

Special Effects: Casting the Francois Sagat Realistic Dildo

Our high school guidance counselor didn't mention "Dildo Artist" as a potential career, which is a shame because we're confident we would have scored off the charts in job aptitude since an awful lot of the work apparently is manhandling monster-sized member-models. Francois Sagat follows up his session with a shower, only to get messy all over again with a self-induced erection eruption that soaks half the workshop. Now someone's going to have to clean up all that famous French funk from off the floor. Hmmm... maybe there's an opening for Dildo Workshop Janitor?

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