"Police have arrested a well-dressed 51-year-old man suspected of flashing at least three women in Burbank.
Sgt. Daniel Mayreis says Vincent Ernest Gaston of Los Angeles was arrested Sunday and he was booked for investigation of committing lewd acts. Bail is set at $50,000.
Gaston is believed to be the well-dressed man who flashed two joggers Saturday and other women in Burbank in recent weeks. Investigators say the flasher wore a tie and dress pants.
The Los Angeles Times says victims reported the flasher fleeing in a black Lincoln Town Car with a taxi permit number on the rear window. Mayreis says the information narrowed their investigation to limousine drivers."
As you know, we at Hollywood Handjobs do not condone breaking the law and we especially condemn victimizing anybody. That being said, how many other cities can you name where the flashers dress in nice suits and make their getaways in limousines? And we haven't seen the alleged flasher's balls, but they must fit rather snugly into his nice suit pants seeing as how he did this with the use of an easily-identifiable commercial vehicle. Maybe he just needed to let his big, sweaty boys out to play after being cooped up inside the Armani all day? If they have indeed caught the guy responsible, it's a safe bet he didn't expect his drive on the wild side to take a wrong turn into Jailsville. We're guessing his thoughts were more along the lines of:
Dream on, dick-diddling driver. And there are still plenty of places you can go in Hollywood for this sort of fun without bothering random pedestrians. So next time you want roadside assistance, drive that Lincoln instead to a full-service station where they will be happy to pop the hood and check your hose, and even include a free lube job with every purchase.
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