To follow up on what we reported
here a month ago, Brett Favre, disgraced football something-or-other, sometime celebrity and Hollywood Handjobs VIP charter member, has now been
punished for sending uninvited penis pics -- pics we would have totally invited. If he was only thinking more with his helmeted head and not his helmet-head, he could have avoided all this unpleasantness and not only shared the wonder of his wang, but done so to an appreciative audience. Here's a suggestion for horny celebrities: think, people, think! And then send
us your penis pics. I promise to gush over them and in more ways than one. Anyhow, exhibitionist Brett has been fined a whopping $50,000, or, in other words, about 15 minutes worth of salary. Oh, and he's retiring again in like two days or whatever. It's good to know his bosses take sexual harassment seriously (
just kidding!). On the other hand, are pictures of your cock worth 50k? Well, we'd all like to think so, anyway. And so we bid a fond farewell to Favre and his fuckstick. In the spirit of the holidays, let's take one more look at the offending organ, for auld lang syne.
