Brett Favre's Fifty-Thousand Dollar Fuckstick

To follow up on what we reported here a month ago, Brett Favre, disgraced football something-or-other, sometime celebrity and Hollywood Handjobs VIP charter member, has now been punished for sending uninvited penis pics -- pics we would have totally invited.  If he was only thinking more with his helmeted head and not his helmet-head, he could have avoided all this unpleasantness and not only shared the wonder of his wang, but done so to an appreciative audience.  Here's a suggestion for horny celebrities:  think, people, think!  And then send us your penis pics.  I promise to gush over them and in more ways than one.  Anyhow, exhibitionist Brett has been fined a whopping $50,000, or, in other words, about 15 minutes worth of salary.  Oh, and he's retiring again in like two days or whatever.  It's good to know his bosses take sexual harassment seriously (just kidding!).  On the other hand, are pictures of your cock worth 50k?  Well, we'd all like to think so, anyway.  And so we bid a fond farewell to Favre and his fuckstick.  In the spirit of the holidays, let's take one more look at the offending organ, for auld lang syne.