In breaking celebrity penis news, Hugh Jackman, also known as Australia's most beloved export (sorry, Mel, but you lost that title to Hugh long before your now infamous psychotic rants), recently experienced
severe discomfort in his genital region. Although Hugh's jack-man has so far (and frustratingly) never been seen by the general public (although we do have some
okay Internet fake photos until then), the world loves his penis as much as we love the rest of him (some of us perhaps even moreso) and we wish it and his testicles well. Meanwhile, we do have fun footage at the link of both some scrotal slapstick and enough of Hugh jostling his jack-package to keep us busy for a while. Below are some of the famous fakes (click to enlarge -- and now I'll be thinking about enlarging Hugh Jackman for the rest of the day), as well as my personal favorite (although Wolverine would
not shave his balls).
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