We at Hollywood Handjobs want you to know that we thought long and hard about posting this (and not in a good way), but we decided that the ick factor was over-ruled by the ruler-length dick factor. The father of all celebrity sex tape leading men, Tommy Lee's cock is arguably more famous than Tommy Lee, but not for lack of trying on Tommy Lee's part. Mr. Lee makes the news again in a story about a giant johnson, only this time it's not his. No, this story isn't about a whale of a wang but rather about the wang of a whale. Seriously. You may want to stop reading now and skip to the pretty prick pics. You have been warned.
It seems Tommy wants SeaWorld to stop tickling the cum out of Tilikum, the killer whale.
We are not making this up. However, it seems that Tommy got some wrong (and very disturbing) information about how SeaWorld goes about Onanizing their Orcas. So SeaWorld told him to stop worrying about their marine mammals and go back to masturbating his own mammoth member. You know, more or less. Okay, maybe I made up that last part. But as long as we're talking about the former Motley Crue-ster-turned-monster cock-ster, let's cleanse our psychological palates by perusing some phallic photos of the legendary not-so-little Lee.
Tommy Lee may be a piece of work (and what a piece), but, as a penis-promoting pioneer, he's got a permanently reserved seat in our VIP section.
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