Here at Hollywood Handjobs, we appreciate that our efforts to promote the penis and the manual manipulation thereof are helped by celebrities of film, television, music and sports who keep their private parts as public as possible. In recognition of the men whose manhood is only ever a click away for anyone in the world to see, we introduce our highest honor and award one of them the status of Hollywood Handjobs Hero (aka the "Woody"). Congratulations to the first-ever Hollywood Handjobs Hero: Tim Oakes!
We profiled Tim way back in November when his jack off webcam video surfaced, but Tim has been largely blessing us with his largest blessing for years now. A star on both the rugby field and reality television, Tim is best known for being a master masturbator among men. Whether it's out in a pub with his mates jerking his junk or him handling the hambone home alone on the Internet, Tim "The Oak" Oakes is one of our absolute most favorite people on the planet ever and one of the greatest spokesman for spanking your spunkstick that ever lived.
You've given us your woody, Tim, and now we give the Woody to you. As our Hollywood Handjobs Hero, Tim receives our admiration and a guaranteed lifetime supply of handjobs upon demand. Any time you're in Hollywood and need a helping hand, Mr. O, we promise you that our hands are there to help. Long may you Onanize your obscenely opulent oak, Tim, and congratulations on being the Hollywood Handjobs Hero of 2010!
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