Very Important Penis: Hosea Chanchez

We welcome to the VIP section the up-and-coming (and you'll have to take our word for it, because, sadly, we don't have any pictures of him up and coming) and aptly-named Hosea Chanchez!  Hosea is perhaps best known for his role as professional football player Malik Wright on the CW/BET comedy-drama TV series The Game.  At least, that's what he used to be best known for.  Now, he's best known for being hung like a horse thanks to some photos which some claim came from an adoring (and lucky) fan, but Hosea says were snapped by paparazzi outside his window.  Frankly, we don't care where they came from, we're just glad they're here.  Handsome and hung Hosea discusses having his Super Bowl-worthy player exposed for all the world to see in this clip from a recent interview on a Houston radio station: 

This Southern boy at heart has won our hearts with the boy-parts he's got down South.  This man of not-so-hidden talent always has a place in our VIP section.  Here's a Hollywood Handjobs standing ovation for our newest member.  Everybody rise and let's give Hosea a hand (though it looks like it's going to take at least two)!