So you want to be in pictures? No, not the kind you're already in that feature only your best feature and you wouldn't want the TSA finding on your cellphone. I mean real pictures. The movies! You can actually be a producer of a feature film through Kickstarter, a website where new or unfinished projects seek everyday people with as little as $10 or less to invest. Move over, Mr. Spielberg! The best part is you can help make a movie about jerking off. Is this a great time to be alive or what? Sticky the Movie needs your semen-soaked sawbucks for their documentary on dick-diddling. This may be, in our opinion, the single most important movie of all time -- second only to Tim Oakes' jo session on Cam4, of course, which is the new gold standard to which all other movies must forever be compared.
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